OK, I am a Company Director, I run a company that designs images and prints them onto cotton shopping bags, there are new designs launched every month but Tom (excessively gorgeous, polite and humble) Hiddleston is distracting me so much that I haven’t created a single design for the next launch!
Anyone want to create a Hiddles bag? (must be original artwork)
Anyone want to buy a Hiddles bag?
Serious question: Do you think Tom Hiddleston recites Shakespeare in bed?
No question about it, also while he sleeps… how do I know this?… I don’t, but he probably does and then wakes himself up and then apologises to himself for doing so and recites some more Shakespeare to help him get back to sleep.